501+ Wedding Puns & Jokes One Liners (2025–2026)

Weddings are filled with love, laughter, and happily ever after moments — but what truly makes the big day unforgettable is a sprinkle of humour, wit, and funny puns. Whether you’re preparing toasts, vows, captions, speeches, or ceremony programs, a well-timed pun can transform the mood, lighten the atmosphere, and bring endless smiles to guests, couples, and families alike with these Wedding Puns & Jokes.

This curated collection of 501+ wedding puns and jokes is perfect for couples, groomsmen, bridesmaids, planners, or even those updating their social media captions. From cheesy one-liners to clever wordplay, you’ll find something for him, her, and them that guarantees chuckles without crossing into offensive or cringe-worthy territory.

If you’re looking to add joy to wedding decorations, signage, or invitations, these jokes will inspire romantic captions, meaningful messages, and funny moments that guests will remember forever. Think of it as your go-to website bookmark for every type of celebration, reception, or toast.

Whether you’re planning a casual backyard event or a grand ballroom ceremony, these puns work across times, places, and styles. They’re safe for grandparents, children, and even picky exes, ensuring everyone shares in the fun.

So grab a glass, raise a toast, and let’s dive into the best wedding puns and one-liners for 2025–2026 — guaranteed to keep your big day full of joy, laughs, and unforgettable memories.

1. Wedding Cake Jokes and Puns

1. Our love is layered like a wedding cake — tier after tier.
2. The couple’s love is so sweet, it’s basically icing on the cake.
3. The groom said, “She’s my butter half.”
4. This marriage is truly a tier-rific affair.
5. Donut worry, they’re finally hitched!
6. The bride was feeling a little crumb-y before the vows.
7. Love is the secret ingredient in every slice.
8. The baker said, “This cake is bun-believable!”
9. Their love is frosted with happiness.
10. That cake-cutting moment was a slice of heaven.
11. They’re just loaf-ing around in love.
12. True love? It’s baked to perfection.
13. A wedding cake always rises to the occasion.
14. You can’t tier us apart.
15. Sweet beginnings, frosted endings.
16. Icing on the vows!
17. Their love is roll-ing strong.
18. Every slice tells a story.
19. A butter future together.
20. Love, sugar, and forever after.

2. Wedding Vows Humor

1. He vowed never to take her for granted — only for granite countertops.
2. She promised to laugh at his dad jokes, even when unfunny.
3. Their vows were short — but oh, so sweet.
4. “I vow to always share the last slice of pizza.”
5. “Through cake and thin.”
6. “Till debt do us part.”
7. “I’ll keep your coffee strong and your Wi-Fi stronger.”
8. “In sickness, health, and dentist visits.”
9. “I vow to never fast-forward our Netflix shows.”
10. “I’ll always believe you when you say the dress was on sale.”
11. “Forever your butter half.”
12. “From this day, knot tied.”
13. “You are my Wi-Fiance.”
14. “For better or burrito.”
15. “I promise to tolerate your playlist.”
16. “Together, we’re brew-tiful.”
17. “I’ll cherish you through all upgrades and downloads.”
18. “You’ll always be my favorite notification.”
19. “In love and lattes, forevermore.”
20. “Let’s taco ‘bout forever.”

3. Funny Groom Puns

1. The groom is clearly a man of the hour — or at least the bouquet toss.
2. He’s knot your average guy.
3. Groom service: 24/7 smiles.
4. He’s suited for this role.
5. Groom + bride = happily ever laughter.
6. The groom was clearly tux-ed up.
7. Groom and doom? Not today!
8. He said “I dew.”
9. Groomin’ handsome.
10. The groom swept her off her heels.
11. Groom goals unlocked.
12. From single to mingled.
13. Groom service is officially in session.
14. Groomed to perfection.
15. Groomed with love.
16. All dressed up, nowhere else to be.
17. He tied the knot, nailed the look.
18. Groom of honor.
19. Groomed and booming.
20. A tux and a plan.

4. Bride Jokes and Puns

1. The bride was gown and out!
2. She’s veil-y excited today.
3. Bride and joy.
4. She said yes to the dress — and the stress.
5. From Miss to Mrs, with love.
6. Veil done, queen!
7. She’s altar-natively stunning.
8. Bride at first sight.
9. Aisle always love you.
10. Bride to be, bold to see.
11. She’s knot kidding about forever.
12. A bride idea.
13. Bridal glow goals.
14. Happily ever after, nailed.
15. The veil deal.
16. Don’t mess with the Mrs.
17. Aisle stand by you.
18. Something old, new, borrowed, punny.
19. The bride is gown and dusted.
20. Queen of the aisle.

5. Reception Humor

1. Their reception was toast-ally amazing.
2. Dance floor = footloose and fancy-free.
3. The DJ was turnip the beets.
4. Reception vibes? Knotty but nice.
5. Cheers to the buffet!
6. Cake, music, and happily ever laughter.
7. Reception: where calories don’t count.
8. Guests were seated, but joy stood tall.
9. The DJ spun more than vinyl — he spun hearts.
10. Reception = re-CHEERS-ion.
11. Aisle drink to that!
12. Reception playlist was truly note-worthy.
13. Married and merry on the dance floor.
14. Party like it’s vow-cation.
15. Reception rocked the knot.
16. Buffet line = love at first bite.
17. Reception was un-brie-lievable.
18. Music + laughter = perfect match.
19. Reception turned into comedy central.
20. Toast, tunes, and timeless love.

6. Bridesmaid Fun Puns

1. Squad goals: bridesmaids in sync.
2. Bridesmaids — always knot together.
3. Aisle be there for you.
4. Dress stress, but blessed.
5. Bridesmaids: flower power backup.
6. From bouquet to buffet.
7. All for the bride, one pun for all.
8. Gown gang, unite.
9. Veil done, squad.
10. Bridesmaid life = bubbly + bows.
11. Aisle never leave you hanging.
12. Besties in bridesmaid dresses.
13. Flower girls, grown up.
14. Team bride, full of pride.
15. Knot your average friends.
16. Sequins and sass.
17. Bridesmaids: toast-worthy crew.
18. Champagne campaign.
19. Always bouquet-ful hearts.
20. Bridesmaid vibes only.

7. Best Man Jokes

1. The best man gave the best plan.
2. Best man speech? Knot bad at all.
3. He nailed the toasts, butter-side up.
4. A punny best man — rare find.
5. He was suited for the role.
6. Best man = best laughs.
7. “I dew” believe he’s hilarious.
8. He’s the groom’s pun-derstudy.
9. Speech goals unlocked.
10. Best man, better humor.
11. Suited, booted, and pun-stituted.
12. His jokes had the guests aisle-rolling.
13. Best man = toast master.
14. Funny, not punny? Never!
15. Aisle never forget his speech.
16. He’s tux-ceeding expectations.
17. Groom’s wingman forever.
18. His humor tied the knot.
19. Best man = best banter.
20. Chuckle champion.

8. Wedding Toast Puns

1. Here’s a toast to love, laughter, and forever after.
2. Toast-ally in love.
3. Buttered with happiness.
4. Toast makes everything butter.
5. Champagne in one hand, pun in the other.
6. Toast is bread-y for this.
7. Toast-ally smitten.
8. Wine not add some puns?
9. A toast to knot-y love.
10. Raise a glass, raise a laugh.
11. Toasting forever, one sip at a time.
12. The best man was buttering us up.
13. Toast-ally glowing newlyweds.
14. Wine = love in a glass.
15. Sparkling with joy.
16. To lovebirds and breadsticks.
17. Champagne campaign continues.
18. A bubbly beginning.
19. A toast to happily ever laughter.
20. Wine and vows — a perfect pair.

9. Wedding Ring Puns

1. She gave him a ring — he gave her the world.
2. Ring-ing in forever.
3. Their love is un-ring-placeable.
4. A ring that ties it all together.
5. Wedding bells and rings = harmony.
6. Circle of love, no end in sight.
7. Diamond deal, sealed with love.
8. The groom went down on one knee, came up with a ring.
9. Ring goals: forever shiny.
10. Engagement to eternity.
11. Ring = round of applause.
12. Aisle treasure this forever.
13. Bling it on!
14. Rings that sparkle, hearts that glow.
15. Circle of joy, cut with care.
16. One ring to rule their hearts.
17. Wedding bands, forever hands.
18. A vow with sparkle.
19. Ring leader of love.
20. Love’s endless loop.

10. Funny Bouquet Toss Puns

1. Bouquet = bride’s mic drop.
2. Toss it like it’s hot.
3. Catch of the day!
4. Roses are red, violets are blue, bouquet toss is coming for you.
5. The bouquet took flight, love at first sight.
6. Toss goals unlocked.
7. A petal-powered future.
8. The bouquet toss was bloomin’ hilarious.
9. She nailed the throw — NFL style.
10. Roses + reflexes = winner.
11. Bouquet toss? More like floral lottery.
12. Toss and bloom.
13. Aisle bet she catches it.
14. Bouquets before baes.
15. Roses raining down like confetti.
16. Petals + puns = fun.
17. Toss-tacular moment.
18. Petal power prevailed.
19. The bouquet was bloom-in-hand.
20. Toss = laugh guaranteed.

11. Wedding Dance Jokes

1. First dance = footloose forever.
2. Two left feet, one right love.
3. Dancing into happily ever after.
4. Cha-cha-chapel of love.
5. Reception floor = pun-stoppable.
6. Their love waltzed right in.
7. DJ-vu all over again.
8. Dance floor? More like love floor.
9. Salsa their vows.
10. Aisle tango with you forever.
11. Boogie and vows.
12. Moonwalk into marriage.
13. Tied the knot, hit the spot.
14. Forever’s favorite playlist.
15. Jive to thrive.
16. Reception rocked by hip-hop bunnies.
17. Dance floor = vow-cation.
18. Rhythm of romance.
19. Disco + vows = vow-sco.
20. Married with moves.

12. Honeymoon Humor

1. Honeymoon? More like honey-yes!
2. Smitten and sunburnt.
3. They’ve gone to cloud nine and back.
4. Aisle be on the beach.
5. Honeymoon = second dessert.
6. From vows to wow.
7. Aisle sea you in paradise.
8. Forever in flip-flops.
9. Married + margaritas.
10. Sun, sand, and spouse.
11. Honeymoon: happily ever vacation.
12. Palm trees and promises.
13. Newlywed paradise unlocked.
14. They said “I dew” to travel too.
15. Aisle-tinerary complete.
16. Passport to forever.
17. Beaches + bouquets.
18. Jet set, knot tied.
19. Honeymooning = love zooming.
20. Aisle beach there!

13. Wedding Food Puns

1. Lettuce celebrate!
2. You’re the butter half.
3. Love is nacho average flavor.
4. Peas in a pod forever.
5. Taco ’bout the perfect couple.
6. Olive you so much.
7. Donut let go of love.
8. You make miso happy.
9. Espresso your love.
10. Sweet beginnings, savory endings.
11. Cake it easy.
12. Brew-tiful together.
13. Gouda love story.
14. Bean together forever.
15. You’re my buttercup.
16. Pie love you.
17. Love is soup-er.
18. Let’s toast forever.
19. You’re bacon me obsessed.
20. Matcha made in heaven.

14. Funny Wedding Captions

1. Hitched and happy.
2. Forever after filter.
3. From aisle to Instagram.
4. Married AF (Always Funny).
5. Caption this: knot tied.
6. Hashtag: wedded bliss.
7. Photo finish = forever.
8. Knotty but nice.
9. Bride vibes only.
10. Lovebirds in the lens.
11. Reel love story.
12. New chapter unlocked.
13. Couple goals = achieved.
14. Wedding day, pun away.
15. Snap, sparkle, vows.
16. Bridal glow filter on.
17. Tag your knot.
18. Veil done, IG ready.
19. Just married, just captioned.
20. Love in every pixel.

15. Ceremony Humor

1. The ceremony was knot-thing short of magical.
2. Altar-ed their lives forever.
3. They aisle-d for eternity.
4. Ceremony = vow-wow.
5. Love locked, vows stocked.
6. Guests were seated, hearts were standing.
7. Ceremony left no dry eye.
8. From altar to laughter.
9. Married by the mic.
10. Aisle pause for love.
11. Ceremony nailed, happily unveiled.
12. Altar their future, knot their past.
13. Ceremony = love in progress.
14. Forever after, signed and sealed.
15. Ceremony vibes were vow-tastic.
16. Altar your perspective.
17. Ceremony glow = wow.
18. Love is officially licensed.
19. Ceremony, then serenity.
20. Knot your average day.

16. Engagement Jokes and Puns

1. She said “yes” — and he said, “Finally!”
2. Engagement: the prequel to forever.
3. Rock solid commitment.
4. Diamond hands, diamond plans.
5. Love that sparkles.
6. Bling it on.
7. Engaged and enraged (about planning).
8. Engagement ring = tiny circle, big promise.
9. Rock around the clock.
10. Forever on her finger.
11. Engagement = official like a blue check.
12. They’ve leveled up — engaged unlocked.
13. Ring-ing in the future.
14. Ice ice fiancé.
15. A proposal worth kneeling for.
16. That’s a rock-et ship of love.
17. A shiny chapter.
18. From dating to ring-ting.
19. She was floored, now she’s adored.
20. Forever just got official.

17. Funny Wedding Signs

1. Welcome to our forever.
2. Choose a seat, not a side.
3. Love is brewing — grab a coffee.
4. Donut mind if we do.
5. “No ugly crying” zone.
6. Happily ever laughter this way.
7. Photo booth: strike a pun!
8. Love at first sip — bar’s open.
9. Buffet ahead: fork yeah.
10. Ceremony in progress, puns allowed.
11. Let love grow — grab a seed packet.
12. Reception this way ➡ laughter guaranteed.
13. Trust me, you can dance — Champagne.
14. Marriage: Aisle stand by you.
15. Dance floor = vow-cation.
16. Eat, drink, and be married.
17. Love is sweet — take a treat.
18. Sip happens, enjoy responsibly.
19. Cake cutting — this way to heaven.
20. Don’t worry, be punny.

18. Wedding Speech Humor

1. His speech was toastally brilliant.
2. Laughter is the best man’s gift.
3. The bride’s dad nailed it — with dad jokes.
4. “Marriage is like Wi-Fi: strong when connected.”
5. Aisle pause for a chuckle.
6. Toasts that buttered us up.
7. Speech goals unlocked.
8. Wedding speeches = free comedy show.
9. “Till debt do us part.”
10. Guests were aisle-rolling.
11. Puns > poems sometimes.
12. “Marriage: a workshop where the husband works, wife shops.”
13. That mic drop was bouquet-worthy.
14. Jokes = vows for the audience.
15. The bride’s mom cracked the best one-liner.
16. Humor = vow-wow power.
17. “Marriage is like software updates.”
18. Speech left no guest unsmiling.
19. Chuckles before champagne.
20. Ended with “happily ever laughter.”

19. Funny DJ and Music Puns

1. The DJ was on a roll — butter beats.
2. Reception vibes = note-worthy.
3. They found their perfect chord.
4. Love is the melody, laughter the harmony.
5. DJ-vu on the dance floor.
6. Marriage = remix of two lives.
7. Reception = beat the odds.
8. Hitched and hits playing.
9. Forever playlist unlocked.
10. The vows hit all the right notes.
11. Love songs on repeat.
12. Groom dropped the bass, not the vows.
13. DJ turned up the aisle-beats.
14. First dance = chart-topper.
15. Notes tied with vows.
16. Mic check, love check.
17. DJ made the love story sing.
18. Reception = symphony of smiles.
19. Aisle sing to that!
20. From ceremony to symphony.

20. Wedding Photography Puns

1. Love in focus, forever in frame.
2. Snap, sparkle, vows.
3. Photo booth = pun central.
4. Forever picture-perfect.
5. Aisle always cherish these shots.
6. Vows through the lens.
7. Photo finish, marriage start.
8. Framed with laughter.
9. Clicks and kisses.
10. Happily ever captured.
11. A wedding worth a thousand smiles.
12. Lights, camera, vows.
13. Snap-tacular ceremony.
14. Filter of love applied.
15. Capturing forever, one pun at a time.
16. Marriage = flash of brilliance.
17. Candid = planned laughter.
18. Vows in full resolution.
19. Forever captured, pun intended.
20. Picture this: eternal love.

21. Family and Marriage Humor

1. In-laws = love’s fine print.
2. Marriage: kids optional, laughter required.
3. Family that laughs together lasts together.
4. Parents said, “Finally!”
5. Marriage = extra relatives unlocked.
6. Happily ever after, with family photobombs.
7. Family trees grow love leaves.
8. Moms = bouquet of wisdom.
9. Dad jokes + weddings = tradition.
10. Grandma’s laughter = golden toast.
11. Family roots, love fruits.
12. Marriage multiplies relatives.
13. Cousins on the dance floor.
14. Love unites generations.
15. Family ties = stronger than bow ties.
16. Marriage = blending playlists and parents.
17. Every family photo tells a punny story.
18. In-laws: bonus laughs.
19. Aisle treasure family forever.
20. Marriage = laughter multiplied.

22. Funny Wedding Decorations

1. Love is in the air — and in the balloons.
2. Flowers bloomed, puns boomed.
3. Signage with sass.
4. Centerpieces = pun-terpieces.
5. Decor goals unlocked.
6. Blooms + laughter = décor magic.
7. Love spelled in fairy lights.
8. Reception glow = wow.
9. Napkins with knotty quotes.
10. Flower power aisle.
11. Table numbers = punny names.
12. Balloons floating with vows.
13. Garlands of giggles.
14. Rustic décor = punstoppable vibes.
15. Banners saying “Love is brew-tiful.”
16. Sparkle, shine, vows align.
17. Petal-powered charm.
18. Candlelight + chuckles.
19. Cake table stole the décor show.
20. Décor = happily ever laughter.

23. Romantic Puns for Couples

1. You’re my butter half.
2. Olive you forever.
3. Donut ever let me go.
4. Bee mine, honey.
5. Love you a latte.
6. You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
7. S’more love every day.
8. Let’s taco ’bout forever.
9. You make miso happy.
10. You’re my jam.
11. We’re pear-fect together.
12. You’ve got me hooked.
13. You whisk me away.
14. You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
15. Espresso-ly yours.
16. Let’s grow old and brew-tiful.
17. Our love is unbe-leaf-able.
18. You’re paws-itively mine.
19. Whale you be mine?
20. You’ve o-fish-ally caught my heart.

24. Funny Wedding Guests Puns

1. Guests were on cloud wine.
2. RSVP = Really Silly Very Punny.
3. They came, they laughed, they danced.
4. Guest list = pun list.
5. Aisle never forget these people.
6. Guest vibes = best vibes.
7. Attendance = laughter guaranteed.
8. Plus-ones, plus-fun.
9. Guests were buttered up.
10. RSVP’d to the comedy show.
11. Smiles reserved at the door.
12. Guest goals = cake first.
13. Attendance was pun-derful.
14. Guests were bouquet-ful of cheer.
15. RSVP = Radiant Smiles Very Present.
16. Guest list full of love.
17. Forever grateful, forever punny.
18. RSVP turned into LOL-sp.
19. Attendance aisle-mazing.
20. Guests brought the giggles.

25. Marriage Life Humor

1. Marriage is a workshop — he works, she shops.
2. Wife: forever’s CEO.
3. Husband = unpaid comedian.
4. Married life = vows + Wi-Fi.
5. Love is blind, but marriage opens your eyes.
6. Marriage = two playlists colliding.
7. Husband snores, wife scores.
8. Marriage = Netflix negotiations.
9. Spouse = built-in best friend.
10. Forever after = laundry shared.
11. Married life = toast for breakfast, roast for dinner.
12. Husband forgot the anniversary — again.
13. Wife = queen of the aisle, king of the cart.
14. Marriage = “Yes, dear” forever.
15. Married = more hugs, less space.
16. Couples who laugh last, last longer.
17. Love is patient, marriage is Amazon Prime.
18. Marriage = comedy show subscription.
19. Wedded bliss = shared Wi-Fi password.
20. Marriage = happily ever after-math.

FAQs on Wedding Puns & Jokes

1. Why use wedding puns in ceremonies or receptions? Because they add laughter, warmth, and personality, making the celebration unforgettable for all ages.

2. Are wedding puns appropriate for formal events? Yes! When chosen sparingly and tastefully, puns fit even the most elegant settings.

3. Can I use these puns in wedding speeches? Absolutely. They’re perfect for toasts, vows, and light-hearted speeches to entertain guests.

4. Do puns work for social media captions and hashtags? Yes — short, witty puns make Instagram posts, stories, and reels more engaging.

5. Are these jokes family-friendly? Yes! This list avoids crude, offensive, or cringe language, keeping it safe for children, grandparents, and everyone in between.

Conclusion

A wedding isn’t just about the vows, the dress, or the cake — it’s about creating joyful, meaningful moments that guests, couples, and families will treasure. With these 501+ wedding puns, jokes, and one-liners (2025–2026), you can add laughter to ceremonies, receptions, captions, speeches, and decorations, ensuring the big day is as funny as it is romantic.

So whether you’re a bride, groom, best man, maid of honor, or simply a guest with a knack for wit and humor, bookmark this collection, share the laughs, and celebrate the journey of love with a pun-filled twist. Because in the end, marriage isn’t just about being together — it’s about laughing together, forever after. 💍✨